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Teen Ager:: Sahuji 5 cup chiya dinusna...

(Sahuji le chiya lyaedinu vhayo ani vhannu vhayo)

Sahuji:: Bhai Gas navhayera chiya chiso nai cha tatayera khanu hola hai.....

Teen ager:: :-o OMG thank 2 sahuji, chiya ta tatai po rahecha, sahuji majak ko mood ma hunuhudo rahecha :D :D :D 



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rose- 4m garden, propose- by words, choclate- even cheap but must be shared, teddy- i can be her teddy whole n make her laugh, promise- promise nt 2 drink n smoke, hug- warm hug sayin i lob u soooo much, kiss- a small kiss when she 4get every thing, valentine- mobile off n spend whole day wit her seeing her laughin n a small laumch or dinner in a gud cafe dats it,,,,,,,,,, no enough money needed in lov... n make lob happi........... rite friends


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Rose day________ Rs 250(Red
Rose)
Feb 8: Propose day_____ Rs 350
(Card + Ice cream )
Feb 9: Chocolate day____Rs 450
(Yo bhanda sasto ta lastai
Cheap huncha!!)
Feb 10: Teddy Day______Rs
1500
(I cant see good teddy below
this price..)
Feb 11: Promise Day______ Rs
2000
(Take her on a date,,peomises
and stuff...)
Feb 12: Hug Day________Rs
1000(Good Deo,,,and
Perfume...ekdamai jaroori)
Feb13: Kiss Day_______ Rs
100( SPRAYMINT :P)
Feb 14: Valentine Day___Rs
5000
(Cant go below that on the
MAIN EVENTS!!)
So Congratulations all Single
Men,
We
just saved on nearly Rs.10650
this weak... :P



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‎7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day :-*
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINE'S DAY ♥ ♥ ♥
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up...:P




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Never leave a true relation for few faults.
Think... just once...
Nobody is perfect Nobody is correct
And at the end affection is always greater than perfection....! ♥

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People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone ..
When you're strange
No one remembers your name ...



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What is 'PYAAR'?.Nothing but its a group of friends sitting in a 'BAR' with bottles in hand and saying -"P" "YAAR"!


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Dear Microsoft word, please understand - my name is NOT a spelling mistake! :|


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Spongebob: Can you hear me!??
Patrick: No.... It's too dark!!

Hahhahahahahaahhahah
:PPP